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By: Right Music Wrongs « Through The Looking Glass

Right Music Wrongs « Through The Looking Glass — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:41:38 +0000

[...] at clapcowards.com who believes Van Winkle is his archenemy. Seriously. You can read about that here if you’d [...]

By: AaronM

AaronM — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:56:41 +0000

Ice is his own archenemy, man.
He’s an easy target but this still had me spitting up my herbal tea.
Good shit, Zill.
I still need to find my archenemy – Sean Fennessy?

By: T.O.

T.O. — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:43:54 +0000

sorry for contributing to your lousy vanilla ice-filled day.

p.s. roll up the hootie mack.

By: Jay (d)eff Kay

Jay (d)eff Kay — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:56:46 +0000

Zilla,

Thanks, made my day. I wasn’t aware that Ice had a domestic abuse charge. I cant believe a woman would take a beating from someone named Robert Mathew Van Winkle.

I’m very encouraged by the covers idea. Do you guys remember when he was on the reality show ‘ Hit me Baby One More Time (oddly appropriate title for a show w/ washed up artists) and he performed a cover of Destiny’s Child Survivor, except that it sounded nothing like the original? http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_0SvDDOkso

Also “archenemy” Zilla? seriously? I havent contributed a dime to hip hop and i still don’t think Vanilla Ice is a worthy archenemy to myself.

Also, if you’re wondering as to why he’s do such a dumb thing as release an album in 08, don’t blame him, his mind and body’s just recovering from 94. “In ’94 I tried to kill myself by overdosing on heroin, cocaine, esctasy, and anything I could get my hands on.” (http://www.vanillaice.com/about.htm)
Overdosing on ecstasy..bahahahah.* Wakes up in 08 – Huh? yknow what? I think I need to give the world my rendition of ‘Buffalo Soldier’

By: zillarocca

zillarocca — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:42:50 +0000

Thanks for checking in, Commish! I’ll probably bump into Vanilla at the Tampa Bay clinic on tour in a couple years and chop him in his bitch ass throat haha!

By: CommishCH

CommishCH — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:33:14 +0000

Maybe you can seek out Serch like Luke did Yoda and seek further widsom on how to crush this clown. Or Willis Drummond, since he kicked his a*s too. Great stuff brah.

By: fresh

fresh — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:37:40 +0000

I have to say that Ice’s techno remake of I Got It Made is worth listening to. Not because it’s any good – it’s horrible – but because you’re unlikely to ever hear anything like it again.

You can hear previews of all of the songs here –> http://www.amazon.com/Vanilla-Ice-Back-Hip-Classics/dp/B001I1TU2Y

By: floodwatch

floodwatch — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:32:05 +0000

Quite possibly the best thing I’ve ever read here. And by “here” I mean the entire internets.

Congrats on finding your archenemy, playboy.

By: Rowdee

Rowdee — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:07:36 +0000

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!

Sorry for the over-exuberance, but you’ve hit the nail on the head once again, my friend….in fact, I call on the homie-elect to introduce a law to Congress making it a felony to own, look at, or discuss anything Van Winkle related…..I mean, look at his frickin’ name, you can’t make this stuff up…..how fucked up a world is this that this piece of shit can still be around to pollute the air? I can’t say I hate him more than you, but damned if that isn’t a contest I would love to be in…..

By: $bags

$bags — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:55:12 +0000

I believe it’s Michaelangelo, and I really appreciated the flaming dildo. Icing on the cake. I want to hate somebody this much. It seems like fun!